What is it about being an asshole that works so well? His game is flawless: give a lot at first, take a little, give a little back, take it all. Now that he has the advantage, you’re stuck. Try and act like you’re above it, he’s already got a plan. He’ll give you that little amount of attention that you needed and you’re back. Shit is more addictive than crack. The asshole, the bad-boy, the jerk, distracts you from actually finding a guy worth your time. Way to go ladies, once again you step up to the plate for your sex. I’ve seen many girls fall for this, as the nice guy, the old the cliché is true. Nice guys finish last.
Girls, c’mon, you know he’s an asshole. He doesn’t call, he breaks dates (when he actually makes them), his boys come first and he lets you know it. You complain about him to your girlfriends all the time. Hell, you might even fight about it with him, but you keep coming back for more. Of course you like this guy, he’s dangerous, edgy, and shady, all those words that your parents told you to stay away from. Let me fill you in on something, we know that’s what you are looking for…some way to piss off daddy. Hey, maybe you can change him, but how are you going to do that when you reward him with the delicates for treating you like a doormat. Men are dogs, take it from Pavlov, withhold the meat, and give him the bells and whistles.
You think you can counteract it by acting like an asshole yourself. You stop giving him attention; you act like you don’t care about what he does. How does the asshole counter this? He makes sure you see him with another girl, then all that goes out the door, cause now some 76 pound ugly bitch is stepping on your territory even though you were ready to let it go to the rebels. Next thing you know you’re staring at the ceiling of some apartment with your ankles around your ears. Maybe you will get some breakfast in the morning but more than likely you’ll get a great walk of shame and another story to complain to your girlfriends about. In the end the asshole is cool and collected, he never worries, and he says things just off color enough to make your mouth open wide. At that point the hook is set, and you are his catch!
-Male Guest Blogger
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