Dating fundamentals:
   • Once a cheater, always a cheater
   • Eatin ain’t cheatin
   • Guys are sexually motivated
   • Advice to girls: assert yourself and you will get laid.
   • Warning sign: If a man says they’ll “try” not to do something, they’re probably doing it already. There is NO try in being faithful. For example, “I’ll try not to cheat on you.”

4 Types of girls in a married man’s life
   • Wifey – The wife. She’s everything a man wants, she looks good and is nice.
   • Baby girl – Girlfriend being groomed to be wifey, won’t become wifey unless the wifey screws up. Loves to party and is very fun.
  • Side piece or side hide – once a month, all side hides know each other
  • Jump off – Will hit on you when you’re with your wife, former side piece

Two Types of Guys:
   • Boring: like crunching peanut shells
   • Fun, crazy, entertaining